5 Truths

Ok...so lately I've had the overwhelming feeling that the world has lost its mind...or at least perspective on things...I'm here to sort things out with some truths.

1. Michael Jackson was a remarkable entertainer. HOWEVER, he hasn't been relevant in a generation...yes, a generation...the last album of any consequence he put out was in 1991. By that measure, Guns-N-Roses are still the greatest rock band in the world. Plus, I know you danced to his songs and bought his records...but you didn't know him. Get over yourselves. If you DID actually know Michael Jackson...my condolences...if not...move on.

2. You're missing real news stories because of this silly overkill of the death of MJ on EVERY media outlet...from your local stations to network news. Did you realize that there is some pretty important stuff going on in Iran? or that North Korea has inferred they'll throw a nuke at Hawaii?

3. It gets hot in Sacramento...especially in the summer...why is it surprising? Are you amazed at the lack of light every evening too?

4. California is more fucked than you can even imagine. What we're seeing is unprecedented in the history of our country...and the people responsible for fixing it have virtually no hope of actually doing that.

5. TMZ breaks news stories. Really. Most of what they put out is the journalistic equivalent of pixie stix, but when it comes to celeb news, they put most "legitimate" media outlets to shame. They have sources, make calls, dig up information and yes, even verify things. They broke the Mel Gibson "sugar tits" story...a bank getting bailout money throwing a swanky party at the House of Blues in Hollywood with Sheryl Crow...Chris Brown & Rihanna and the death of Michael Jackson. Maybe there is something "legitimate media" can learn from TMZ.

Nefarious Wall St. Brigade Show

NWStB is Sacramento’s hottest Long Form Improv group – 4 guys who deliver awesome comedy inspired by true stories from special guests.

Our next show is Friday (July 10) at ComedySportz Sacramento (directions below).

Tickets are only $5.00!

Friday – July 10. Show is at 10pm – doors open 9:30.

ComedySportz Sacramento is located at 2230 Arden Way (at Howe Ave). It’s located directly behind the Arby’s.

Time for Tony

I've decided to revisit my Tony Robbins CDs. They made a huge difference in my life the first time I used them..and I think it's time to do it again.

Big things this year...big things.

New Comedy Troupe

I've formed a new comedy troup and we call ourselves the Nefarious Wall St. Brigade...cool name, right. I have a couple of ways you can follow what's going on with us. Either the Nefarious Wall St. Brigade Blog or our Facebook Group Page. Join the Facebook page, come see a show...Just want to thank everyone for their support as I move forward with these comedy projects.

Conan

Conan O'Brien is awesome...just sayin'

Improv Battle

If you get a chance, come on down to the Sacramento Comedy Spot Saturday 3-14 and support my team 'My Favorite Shirt' as we take on 'Twofer' in an improv battle to the death.

Ok, it's not to the death...but someone could pull something, maybe tweak a hammy. Bottom line, there IS a chance of danger...and it's a paltry $5.

10pm Sacramento Comedy Spot - 1716 Broadway

John Keats

I had occasion to make a joke today that involved the English Poet John Keats...I won't write it here...you'll just have to ask me when you see me.

However, it got me thinking...how much do people really know about Keats? For instance, he died at age 25...and I'm still talking about him 188 years after he passed on. Thanks, education system!

Keats was one of the leading English Romantic Poets and you can learn more about him and read works by searching google...the site I had here isn't there anymore...stupid Keats.

Take a few minutes, read a couple poems and remember, I referenced John Keats...I wasn't making fun of him. I'm sure all the lads he went to school with did plenty of that.